Hilarious Profiles!

I'm still laughing at this shit till now!
Some weirdo added me on facebook (but this time it was a guy), so I chucked him into my Super Ultra Limited profile (ie. he has nothing more to know about me than if we weren't friends anyway) and I was checking out who the hell it is, cuz maybe I know him or something.

He had the "All About Me" application added, and I have it too. Its a series of questions about yourself, its an extended profile sort of thing. I either answer the questions normally or if its lame I put an obviously funny answer in there, that won't be mistaken for a true one.

So I was reading and I found this weird stuff in there, and I wanted to share it...
I'm only putting down the funny stuff, and things that won't eventually lead to his identity (but just for the record, he's Saudi...) And my comments are in italics.

Political Views: no idea (no wonder!)

Profession: college (seriously!! OMG!)

Relationship Status: friendlly (hahahahahahaha)

Favorite Hobby: drowing (huh!! I love to drow...)

Favorite Song/Singer: bigg girl dosn't cry (favorite song but you can't even write its name down right)

Favorite School Subject: inglish (apparently it was, thats why you're so good at it...)

Favorite Food: see food (naa... I like blind food, so much better!)

Favorite Animal: dog (bit ball) (does that breed even exist?)

Favorite Store: the old man with his son (I'm sure they got great stuff at competetitive prices!)

Favorite Childhood Memory: when i was in school (yeah when he once went there)

Getting down to the real problem. I hate typos (as much as I do them myself) and I had bad English. If you don't know it, don't freakin use it! I mean, come on!! Oh and by the way, he's supposed to be a rapper/hip hopper... in ENGLISH! And I wish his problem was only English, its everything else in that list lol.

Anyways I was annoyed but entertained lol. Now I can remove him from my list and rest in peace. :)

(Theres a review on Facebook chat coming up soon. Behold.)